Appear on the stage to always have nonofficeholding when, life always has case with fall.
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Creed of very old man, be a certain organ according to me is idiosyncratic and quantity body is custom-built greatly very, you are bigger than me. I am longer than you, it is to say our program time is very long.
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The distance is the killer of love, time is injury person most, time harmed us, time also allows my recovery however, time won't let your indolence, time let me be used to only painful, love, it is punctate, you see numerous star drop of the sky, dotted, be like a bright small eye...
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A man pays most share to the family, sacrifice namely his love.
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The person enjoys success when the climax, life is enjoyed when low ebb!
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Want the person is not hot, unless personal tip is hot, hot to apogee, have in the heart hot, will compare in two people hill hot, looking is you hot or I am hot! ! Among them hot word still can be changed other!
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To the person of politicize, for the person that encircles to getting entertainment.
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Of beautiful money with what make money cannot be same individual forever.
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The man is not tipsy, how does the woman have fee? The woman is not drunk, how does the man have an opportunity? Feminine man is not tipsy, restaurant how does somebody sleep?
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What eat by day is soft meal, go all out in the evening can be good time; The man is not responsible, also want to pay!
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It is comfortable that underwear is not worn, the person that see is comfortable also.
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You do not need the man love him, you need to know him only, because the man is brute. You do not need the woman know her, you need to love her only, because the woman is neuropathic. The man is brute, the woman favores puppy however.
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The woman is not drunk, the man does not have an opportunity; The man is not tipsy, the woman does not have fee; The men and women is not drunk, hotel nobody sleeps.
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Small Fu Youjian, in Fu Youqin, big rich by the day!
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Wind fell in love with the cloud, it is impossible job originally. I fell in love with you, it is the sadness in my fate. Without the morning of coffee, the life that resembles doing not have you is same. When what be known to call L-o-v-e inside my life, I just know what is called love, can you add I-N-G for me?
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The man relies on to eat, the woman relies on to sleep, do not eat not to sleep, discard as useless immediately.
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Time won't let person indolence, time just let you be used to painful.
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Outback compere is medium the quadrature in compasses, with respect to move resembling end chaffy dish makes an item: Be afraid of very hot others already, fear very hot him move again.
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I cannot give her happiness, but I can give her comfortable; I cannot give her lifetime, but I can give her.
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Person lifetime loves to come twice only really, when you realize this truth, had gone for the first time normally.
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The program stops stop, chair go stay, only true friend ability is OK and permanent!
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Have the singer actress that one evening becomes famous only, without the compere that one evening becomes famous!
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I most be fed up with two kinds of people, plant even if have the person of the colour bar, and another kind of person is a black.
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If your joy is me painful, that is painful also not be painful again, painful for you, be OK to me, it is happy!
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Actor itself is a commodity, I already please audience, why do I suffer others trample even.
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My friend mixes underworld society, chop to not be afraid of in the grain on the back a turtle shell... so I see him every time, want to cannot help touching his head.
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