Your shameless appearance, have me very much in those days verve.
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Youth, you are before dawn the two suns 3 o'clock.
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Someone says to want to abandon traditional comic dialogue, this is worth do several jobs in the same time 1400 big mouth!
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Come to heaven, build here good-looking, both sides still has a sign: Heaven controls 100 meters forbidden place vendor's stand!
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Since today, I eat langouste again also not with respect to cake.
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At modest teacher, what comic dialogue says is good, abdomen bursa is commodious also, we he is address sb respectfully comic dialogue empress.
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The bright moon before the bed is smooth, doubt is the frost on the ground, lift a head to look at the bright moon, I call Guo Degang.
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Take oneself route, want to say says who goes.
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Second airliner, by hit Xizhimen to leave for ZhongGuanCun, fare yuan, ask you to board the plane. You say this is much more interesting. Steward stands there must cry, go up quickly fast have big, have big.
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Ah? Don't you know me? My artist! I artist a many chapel.
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Their home has door wind, footpath does not choose a thing to calculate lose.
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Spring of 3 feet dragon 10 thousand books, god gives birth to my meaning how about, cannot dedicate oneself to the service of his motherland smooth the world, whose husband am I?
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I throw shot but far, the coach said, the person went out not to calculate!
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Husband and wife is not certain feeling is good, feeling is not husband and wife certainly very; Comic dialogue Great Master can not say cross talk certainly, the star is not certain identification of spectrogram.
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That lock takes a noodle one disclose leaves, a packet of convenient cover can open one village.
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To you a noodle can lever a lock, to you a packet of convenient cover levers the lock of whole corridor.
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Immature person is gone for great cause, mature person for great cause ignobly living.
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Our past years is all previous the program of the contest, spring late program, if take a theater, sell a bill, the money that connect cable is insufficient.
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The house that live 1000 sore 100 aperture, rain calculate wanted to kiss a life; Outside the moderate rain in spit house, outside the rainstorm in heavy rain house, rain is occasionally honest too big, family person goes into the street on take shelter from rain.
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No matter good teacher is in on which pieces of bed, can take you heaven, bad teacher takes you to go directly presidential flatlet!
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The society progressed, the woman is the overmatch in the life; Science and technology developed, the man is the weak on the bed!
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I think ah Xinjiang, chai Damu, outside this calculate 3 annulus?
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We are not Great Masters, also not be person of the same trades scold in that way, what degenerate ah etc, that says to the mirror.
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Card is pulled is a dog, I write, I plan to write again, yu Qian is a pig.
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Retaliate poor before day! Buy have the short gown in, we also sends the car on money, put a bicycle not to delimit valence.
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My daughter-in-law said to say cross talk well with me, other do not be in charge of, went comic dialogue come to an agreement or understanding she this also makes hope children will have a bright future.
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Present mobile phone is much more advanced, of color screen, of renovate, of slip lid, hit connect, hit be illogical.
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Groups big are to be willing to listen, be to be willing to listen, still be to be willing to listen, I am importuned anything but.
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Scampish meeting wushu, everybody is blocked, the scientist is met wushu, the rogue also is not blocked!
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Marriage is the graveyard of love, if do not have a house, you enter even graveyard do not go!
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Somebody also has scolded me, that comic dialogue did not savour Guo Degang, not custom. Want rule you see litre of national flag.
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Having great wisdom when a person, it is OK to become him see through a lot of things when, he can remove one condition instead, easily look upon is very eventful affection.
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Comic dialogue pays attention to 4 homeworks, hole, unconscious, abduct, cheat!
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Withered cane often cultivates crow, other people of little bridge running water. Thin horse of ancient course west wind, the setting sun falls on the west, heartbroken person is in a hospital.
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Come 9 beer, come again 4 pignut, wait meeting, this has, came to 3 go.
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There is money in the home, open the Cadillac of the door. Listening to sound to know is good machine, germany imports, dash forward dash forward dash forward, oh, 3 skip child.
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This worst! Year old killed his father, year old in pushing the mother into the river, year old destroy oneself the whole family! Saw her be less than minute, tear came down, eldest sister, I think this is a misunderstanding.
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My elementary school 10 years, learn 12 years in, I am judged to be the face with entire the most familiar school, new teacher will ask about school inside with me.
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Marry everybody is familiar, it is numerous people the spare activity of a kind of love to see and hear.
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What do you call the name? You never mention it come out! You speak out is shout abuses in the street!
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Whose otherwise knows him, who had not eaten pork.
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I at the moment thrill through the figure of a lot of hero characters, have a Ximen Daguan's person, still have Mr. Chen of hobby photography.
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Heaven and earth breathed, breadth of mind the thing that the thing of broad, whose home is me, for common people benefit, solve care, special help for the society you these have no right not to have the mental retardation of situation group, take the job that your thing becomes me, the young man and woman that who sees resemble me people.
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Mean put aside go-cart to go up, error mean; To mean catch a salt, hou is mean.
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This story that says today, from not far now, what there is an old person in the home is OK go back ask, in period of age the Warring States ah.
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Be just like today in July 7, divine bird encounters foreign chicken.
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I wanted portion fim to fry a meal, looking for fim with arris of 3 pairs of chopsticks, can you tell me fim is in which? Chef says, I call fim.
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Better day did not have a meal, who to see resemble flapjack.
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If it were not for has not hit you, I follow your fall out early.
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Civil can carry an An Tian, fierce can the kang on Ding Qiankun of mount a horse meets a woman people shoe of understanding finishing bake or dry by the heat of a fire.
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