The person does bit of favour to always want to make ghosts and gods clear, evildoing doing a drop always makes ghosts and gods unidentified white, we too make ghost embarrassed!
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Why the Irish's step dance jumps so well, that is of aspic!
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Miser still can stay bit ferruginous, you are a stainless steel cock at all!
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Mood is bad now, I am only 4 words want to say, include this to mix two in front, my word says!
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When you cannot see I am the most doleful forever, because be in,be when I am the most doleful!
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My appetite you are clear, and I also do not love eat roast duck, ate 4 so I went with respect to not feel like eating, I say: Cannot eat really, come home to have a meal even after a while.
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Accompany me to count star together, your intelligence quotient is low you count a moon!
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I hate my ego, this sapling does not stay, you such fowl.
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How long do one minute have? This should see you is to crouch inside the toilet, still wait outside the toilet.
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English does not say before me after asking you, OK?
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I envy you! What to envy? So young know me?
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Love, come with respect to roar, because you won't understand forever, will mix tomorrow accident, which meeting comes first!
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You see you the face is green, light takes wave course your father energetically jack-tar ah.
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Eat beefsteak to want half maturity, one knife cut ~ ~ to splash the hematic ~ of one face to cut blood-vessel to go up
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Loving is a very doughty word, on half its are taken change abnormally oneself, below half take the form from allergy.
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The man's word resembles the tooth of the old lady, how many is having true?
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My this person never bear grudges, have enemy commonly on the spot I signed up for.
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Skyline where does not have fragrant grass, be not why search beside. Original measure is not much, what is more,the rather that quality bad.
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Feel embarrassed really, let your cheap laugh.
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You have the nerve lay, my where dare is have the nerve believed?
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I too admire myself, oneself give kowtow when looking in the mirror occasionally!
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The swallow in cloud of the beasts in hill, sea floor of terrestrial flocks and herds is bright, wing of shark of hedgehog hydnum bird's nest, end of deer of bear's paw dried scallop is pointed! Swing cheek, the molar after hold up leaves. Meal is like running water of the Yangtse River, be like make a clean sweep of sth, follow earthy case in like...
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Hear the woman is like the dress, brother is like brothers, after-thought rises, I actually 7 hands streaking of 8 feet ground old!
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It is good that husband and wife need not need feeling, feeling must not be husband and wife very; Comic dialogue Great Master must be not met say cross talk, the star need not need identification of spectrogram.
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Person not clever, still learn others bald.
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Langouste, sea crab, ha! I eat those who take case with respect to love! Clerk, come to him dish of melon seeds.
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Girls ah! Which have that Mo much Bai Ma? Look for an ass to make do with, fasten when one day the ass is grabbed to do not have, remnant piles mule.
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What is your successful recipe, no more than is an others those who drink coffee is worldly, use in drink beer to go up.
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Master too, you are the demon in my heart, deficient monk is closer from you, further from Buddha.
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Think you want to get a meal not feel like eating, be too disgusting really!
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Lei Feng did a favour not to leave behind a good reputation, but each thing is written down,arrive inside the diary.
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You want be willing to part with or use to die, I am buried with respect to be willing to part with or use.
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I like you so, do you like me to you can die?
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Come half bottles of beer, we one drunk just rest.
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I read bachelor to learned a Master to read a Master to read a doctor, you read a doctor my martyr.
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Do not love even area of fried bean sauce to eat? Your forget one's origin! ! !
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Living when happy dot, because we want,die very long.
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I fail after all violent wind has gotten that BMW, can wear soon only it is in the setting sun absolutely dirt and go, the engine that is not me is bad, however my pedal is bad!
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A lot of people in living actually have me this kind of state of mind, part-time job of some psychology expert calculates divinatory symbols, the tape that makes a conduct a sightseeing tour sells a box the rice, amateur of old traditional Chinese medical science holds a foot, TV program compere does not have a thing to give a book, be ~~~
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Spend 200 yuan of money to buy one piggy, zhi Zhi drink water, crack crack eats a beans, solution the top of a wall throws the past, zhi, you are guessed how to be worn, died!
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Alleged belle, 3 minutes of appearance dress up 7 minutes, alleged temperament, 3 minutes of literary talent are alleged and 7 minutes of feign ignorance, tender, 3 minutes of self-surrender are depressed 7 minutes.
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Become butterfly funny still funny fly
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I so grail dumpling, still differ you this valve garlic, staying!
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We drive answer Beijing, at the teacher his identity compares us tall, he sees us drive, look down upon we, from pedal bicycle went back.
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Old man with respect to remnant a tooth, the result eats a thing to return tooth of a place of strategic importance! Eat lotus root to cover an eye within.
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This boy grows, block the face on follow an actor like.
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Head, do thin it is skin of soya-bean milk, do was being done not have is soya-bean milk, put smelly it is strong-smelling preserved bean curd! Earn firmly do not have a deficit!
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Cannot dedicate oneself to the service of his motherland smooth the world, I am whose husband!
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If medium 10 million, I buy 30 houses to hire others, collect rent everyday. ~~ of Ka Ka is contented!
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Not be you do not laugh, laugh at pink to be dropped!
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